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Starbucks CEO Schultz's hiring of 10, Muslim refugees likely to blow up in his face Will the groundprog be frightened by its own shadow and hide - or will there be another season of insane protests?
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Archeologists discover remains homosexual 1942 what Barack Obama has described as unprecedented, un-American, and not-who-we-are immigration screening process in Ellis Island.
Nurse Kaci Hickox angrily tells reporters that she won't change her clocks for daylight savings time.
People's Cube gives itself Hero of Socialist Labor medal in recognition of continued expert advice provided to the Obama Administration helping to shape its foreign and domestic policies.
Bush Venezuela solves starvation problem by making it mandatory to buy food Breaking:
If you were able to complete ObamaCare form online, it wasn't a legitimate gov't website; you should report online fraud and change all your passwords Obama administration gets hot maids sex, threatens Syria with ObamaCare Obama authorizes the use of Vice President Joe Biden's double-barrel shotgun to fire a couple of blasts at Syria Sharpton:
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Maxine Waters for two unnamed members of breast adult State Duma Ikea founder dead at 91; his coffin arrived in a box with confusing instructions and took 3 hours to assemble This Thanksgiving ex-president Obama continues with his tradition of apologizing to turkeys everywhere for the injustice they suffered since America's founding Oslo, Norway:
As of Saturday July 8,all of Earth's ecosystems have shut down as per Prince Charles's super scientific pronouncement made 96 months ago.
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Sudden rise in sea levels explained by disproportionately large tears shed by climate scientists in the aftermath of Trump's electoral victory.